Do you desire some clean humor? Do you feel our world has gone dark in some areas? Well, check out these funny Bible jokes that will be sure to bring a smile to your face!
Q. How do you make Holy Water?
A. Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
Q. Who was the shortest person in the Bible?
A. Bildad the Shuhite ("shoe-height").
Q. How long did Cain hate his brother?
A. As long as he was Abel.
Q. Why did God create man before woman?
A. Because He didn't want any advice on how to do it.
Q. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?
A. Because they were using "fowl" language.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. He was Ruthless.
Q. Who was the greatest investor in the Bible and why?
A. Noah: He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the best comedian in the Bible and why?
A. Samson: He brought the house down.
Q. How does Moses make his coffee?
A. Hebrews it.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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