It is true when people say, "Kids say the darndest things." I know with my child, and sometimes I can't keep a straight face when I'm disciplining.
Boy, how I try so hard at this parenting thing. Then my son opens his tiny, little mouth and by the time he's done with his smart-aleck comment, I have a side ache.
Let's take a look at some of the best lines kids have said over time.
That's one way to put it.
When they begin to whisper, it all goes downhill from there.
Cha-Ching! More money in the bank!
She wanted a cat so bad, she would kick her mom to the curb.
Healthy bowels are important!
Been there, done that.
Such a rejection! Ouch!
"Oh yeah, that one time. Little jerk."
Now you've made an enemy. Better watch your back.
Who would have thought?
Zero is enough, said no mom ever.
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