‘Kids Say The Darndest Things’: Check Out These Hilarious Comments Kids Say

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January 25, 2018

It is true when people say, "Kids say the darndest things." I know with my child, and sometimes I can't keep a straight face when I'm disciplining.

Boy, how I try so hard at this parenting thing. Then my son opens his tiny, little mouth and by the time he's done with his smart-aleck comment, I have a side ache.

 

Let's take a look at some of the best lines kids have said over time.

That's one way to put it.

 

https://twitter.com/brian_sack/status/650832705177956353

That's descriptive!

 

https://twitter.com/Marlebean/status/456637181990150145

When they begin to whisper, it all goes downhill from there.

 

https://twitter.com/DaddyJew/status/608415638739120130

Cha-Ching! More money in the bank!

 

https://twitter.com/iwearaonesie/status/427914733019082752

She wanted a cat so bad, she would kick her mom to the curb.

 

https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/768838026365702144

Healthy bowels are important!

 

https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/956231055274627072

Been there, done that.

 

https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/956167657610412034

Such a rejection! Ouch!

 

https://twitter.com/LeenaVanD/status/801580517350985728

"Oh yeah, that one time. Little jerk."

 

https://twitter.com/LurkAtHomeMom/status/720943928099389440

Now you've made an enemy. Better watch your back.

 

https://twitter.com/CallMeHuss/status/639527158197587969

Who would have thought?

 

https://twitter.com/FatherWithTwins/status/689856573947142144

Zero is enough, said no mom ever.

 

https://twitter.com/ReasonsMySonCry/status/577507318532849664?ref_data-src=twsrc%5Etfw

 

For more, check out this hilarious video below!

 

https://rumble.com/embed/u9sgx.vcb9b/

 

What do you think about these? Do you have any that you would like to share? Let us know in the comments section! In other news, a husband found out his wife was pregnant after his vasectomy. What he did next was very unexpected. Check out how he approaches her here!

 

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